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Frequently Asked Kid Questions
Q. Are we there yet?
A. We never get there....ever!
Q. Why do the hands on a clock
turn clockwise? Why don't they
turn the other way?
A. Why isn't your homework done?
Q. Is this going to be on the test?
A. No. Only the stuff I haven't talked about will be on the test.
Q. Who was the first President of The United States?
A. John Hanson
Q. Who is Bobo?
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A. Bobo Belinski is the unofficial Polar Bear dude. He hangs out in dark places in the classroom and likes to break our computers. He was born in Dogs Knee, Montana, to an elderly and impoverished couple who raised alpacas on their ranch. Bobo's parents were so busy with the alpacas, they forgot about him soon after he was born.
Bobo was an only child in the family of seven sons and six daughters. Although Bobo had an uneventful childhood, except for the incident with the cotton candy machine and the kangaroo, his life became really boring as he reached adulthood. Bobo attended Dogs Knee University and studied calcium deposits, but he never graduated. Dogs Knee U denies he was ever enrolled. Bobo started a dental floss farm on his family's ranch land, but it failed when he couldn't figure out how to grow mint flavored floss. Currently Bobo is unemployed and begs money from Mr. Roemer. The only known current picture of Bobo is right here.
Q. Can I go to the restroom?
A. I don't know. Can you?
Q. May I go to the restroom?
A. No.
Q. Why is the sky blue?
A. Why not?
Q. How old are you, Mr. Roemer?
A. 72
Q. Does spelling count?
A. Yes. Speling and grammar does counts.
Q. Is there a reason that flies exist?
A. Yes, but it's gross.
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